WHEN THIS GUY:
IS ACTUALLY PLAYED BY THIS GUY:

January 26th, 1969 (Apple Studio): While Paul, George, and Ringo work on the arrangement for ‘Octopus’s Garden’, John teases Paul and Linda’s daughter Heather about her new pets.
HEATHER: We’ve got some baby kittens only about that big—
JOHN: Are you going to eat them?
HEATHER: No!
JOHN: Lots of people do, you know. I don’t, I mean.
HEATHER: Kittens that have just been born yesterday, or a few days—
PAUL: On toast?
JOHN: You put pastry around them, and then you have cat pie.
HEATHER: A few days they were just born, weren’t they?
JOHN: Oh, you’d better wait a week or two before you eat them.
ok literally if you take 5 minutes to text me back I will take 6
You’ve changed your own life.
Oh. My. God. Does this human being ever get any more perfectISN’T HE JUST SO WONDERFUL
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